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Goddamn. I need to start posting more often. Anyway, I haven't been up to much of anything lately. In fact, I'm incredibly bored. Hmm, well, I'm graduated now. Hooray. Now I need to get a job, move out, and start acting responsibly. Ugh, lame.

So, my dad came down for my grad. He brought his girlfriend with him. Her name is Val. They have been going out for over a year now. I just found out about her upon his arrival. Even then he didn't tell me. I found out from her. Girlfriend aside, my dad used to be an alcoholic, but has been sober for six years. Guess when he decided to start drinking again? Yes, that's right, on the weekend of my grad. In fact, he showed up at my grad ceremony hammered. While we're on the topic of facts, he was hammered the entire time he was down despite the fact that he hadn't even seen me in a few years. Isn't that fun?

I need something to do. I think I'm going to get a job where I get to wear a fancy suit and paid a lot of money and then develop a cocain habit. Not a sleazy suck-dick-for-crack addiction, but a really classy do-lines-in-the-bathroom-of-Dorsia addiction. It wouldn't even be a real addiction. I think it'd be swell.