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I just realized that it's the last day in May. I also realized that my number of blog posts has been steadily declining. Oops. I'll have to blog more often. 

I really want to get a dog. We'd travel around the world together. It'd be lovely.

One day I will do heroin and it will be wonderful. My new life goal is to do every drug known to man. This should be one hell of a ride.