202. July 24 - August 10 2008

July 28

Why are people so lame? 
All I want to do is go on a night escapade. 
Aren't there any takers?



July 25

So, my night escapade was pretty fun.
My posse consisted of Holly and Andy.
'Twas more of a trio.
We chilled at Macs.
At three in ze morning.
We will make friends with the Macs Guy.
We will get free Slurpees.
Om nom nom.
Fin.



July 26

'Twas 2:30 am
Macs was sat infront of.
Good music was shared
Holly was no where to be found.
Where oh were art thou Holly?
Times weren't as good as they could've been.



July 27

I went to meet Holly at Sandowne. 
Then we went to meet Bailey and some fellow named Billy. 
He was hammered and gave us a few shots of Capt'n Mo's. 
'Twas good. 
He puked, then staggered off into the night. 
Then we met up with Jono who gave us beer. 
We settled in a lovely alcove beneath some stairs and waited for Alex and Arthur who showed up shortly with a mickey of Smirnoff and a two-six of Jack Daniels. 
Before we managed to drink even half of it, the fuzz showed up and dumped it on us. I'm ashamed of myself for not slamming the rest of my beer. 
Then the cops got mad at us for dumping the alcohol on the ground. 

Random Cop: 

How would you like it if someone dumped alcohol on your doorstep?

Then I said something about that being a stupid question since he's the one that told us to dump it there instead of letting us dump it in the bushes. Fucking idiot. 
Anyhow, then Criss was called and we took a cab to the 7-11. 
We now had more alcohol. 
We went to Cedar, drank more, then puttered over to Arthur's house and took pictures. (coming soon) 
Then we got kicked out. 
Then we decided to go swimming so we broke into the outdoor pool. 
After that Holly, Jono and I decided to walk back to our respective houses. 
On the way we decided to wake up Dale. 
I knocked on his door. 
And his window. 
There was no answer. 
Mind you it was six in ze morning.... 
Anyhow, we all went home. 
'Twas the best night of my summer...so far... 

Best Jono quote ever: 

"Fucking vampires, think they're so cool, drinking their blood and shit, but they probably puke when we're not looking."

Like I said, best night of my summer so far.



August 7

It's currently 5:17am.
I cannot sleep.
I don't know why.
I'm sitting here eating toast
&& watching Invader Zim.
I feel really cool.
...
I'm not wearing any pants.
: |


August 10

I may have just spent $30, 000.
Yeah, so I went to Van today.
I handed in my application for AIV.
If I get accepted the tuition's going to be about $30, 000.
Goddamn.