Monday, March 30, 2009
206.
Ugh, I'm missing another day of school. This really sucks. My teachers are going to start getting pissed off pretty soon. Anyway, I'm going to the clinic today to get a prescription for some sort of pain killer. This should be exciting.
205.
Yeah, so my leg has been hurting intensely lately. Like, really intensely. Not even Percocet helped it. Anyway, I went to the hospital twice today and spent about ten hours there. Turns out I've got a pinched nerve. 'Tis incredibly painful. They gave me a shot of morphine. Ah, my first morphine experience begins.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
204. October 4, 2008
sioux, says:
Obvs. It seems that it's quite simple. All I must do is find cinnamon bread, take it on a mystical, epic quest to find the Magical Toaster Temple and then toast it. Once this has been done I can proceed to bask in it's glory.
Jesse says:
hahaha
Jesse says:
sounds like a fucking plan
Obvs. It seems that it's quite simple. All I must do is find cinnamon bread, take it on a mystical, epic quest to find the Magical Toaster Temple and then toast it. Once this has been done I can proceed to bask in it's glory.
Jesse says:
hahaha
Jesse says:
sounds like a fucking plan
203. August 24, 2008
Rant about the new Lost Boys movie made by a different director than the first.
Yes, so the other night I watched both The Lost Boys [1987 - directed by Joel Schumacher] which I had seen before and loved madly and it's sequal Lost Boys: The Tribe [2008 - PJ Pesce] and I must say this:
Fuck you PJ Pesce!!!
You have completely ruined everything that Schumacher created in the first movie. Your sequal was like a cheap, Hollywood re-enactment of the first one. Not only that, but you lost the clever wit and dark humour that was a major part of the original and although you kept the character Edgar Frog [played by Corey Feldman] you neglected to allow him to reach his full potential. The worst part must be the fact that your story line was inconsistent and you traded the original Schumacher humour for an Anne Rice-esque vampire sexiness which did not fit the intended style in the least.
Also, you may think that your clever use of the obsese saxophone player in the opening credits was a clever way to show that time had passed since the original vampire movement in Santa Carla, but you ruined that with your other references to the original which you've disgraced.
The fact that a lot of Edgar Frog's lines were used in the original as well as the sequal doesn't come across as cleverly nostalgic, it comes across as lazy.
Ex: "It's your funeral." That was originally said when Sam Emerson [played by Corey Haim] called Edgar Frog after he realized that his brother Michael [played by Jason Patric] was a vampire. Repeating that line was a mistake. It'd have suited the character better to have had him come up with another cleverly morbid remark given the fact that his character has had twenty-one years to come up with a new one.
All in all, I think that your sequal was much too sexy, inconsistent and down-right absurd to be related, in any way, to Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys. Please, don't make a third one.
Yes, so the other night I watched both The Lost Boys [1987 - directed by Joel Schumacher] which I had seen before and loved madly and it's sequal Lost Boys: The Tribe [2008 - PJ Pesce] and I must say this:
Fuck you PJ Pesce!!!
You have completely ruined everything that Schumacher created in the first movie. Your sequal was like a cheap, Hollywood re-enactment of the first one. Not only that, but you lost the clever wit and dark humour that was a major part of the original and although you kept the character Edgar Frog [played by Corey Feldman] you neglected to allow him to reach his full potential. The worst part must be the fact that your story line was inconsistent and you traded the original Schumacher humour for an Anne Rice-esque vampire sexiness which did not fit the intended style in the least.
Also, you may think that your clever use of the obsese saxophone player in the opening credits was a clever way to show that time had passed since the original vampire movement in Santa Carla, but you ruined that with your other references to the original which you've disgraced.
The fact that a lot of Edgar Frog's lines were used in the original as well as the sequal doesn't come across as cleverly nostalgic, it comes across as lazy.
Ex: "It's your funeral." That was originally said when Sam Emerson [played by Corey Haim] called Edgar Frog after he realized that his brother Michael [played by Jason Patric] was a vampire. Repeating that line was a mistake. It'd have suited the character better to have had him come up with another cleverly morbid remark given the fact that his character has had twenty-one years to come up with a new one.
All in all, I think that your sequal was much too sexy, inconsistent and down-right absurd to be related, in any way, to Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys. Please, don't make a third one.
202. July 24 - August 10 2008
July 28
Why are people so lame?
All I want to do is go on a night escapade.
Aren't there any takers?
July 25
So, my night escapade was pretty fun.
My posse consisted of Holly and Andy.
'Twas more of a trio.
We chilled at Macs.
At three in ze morning.
We will make friends with the Macs Guy.
We will get free Slurpees.
Om nom nom.
Fin.
July 26
'Twas 2:30 am
Macs was sat infront of.
Good music was shared
Holly was no where to be found.
Where oh were art thou Holly?
Times weren't as good as they could've been.
July 27
I went to meet Holly at Sandowne.
Then we went to meet Bailey and some fellow named Billy.
He was hammered and gave us a few shots of Capt'n Mo's.
'Twas good.
He puked, then staggered off into the night.
Then we met up with Jono who gave us beer.
We settled in a lovely alcove beneath some stairs and waited for Alex and Arthur who showed up shortly with a mickey of Smirnoff and a two-six of Jack Daniels.
Before we managed to drink even half of it, the fuzz showed up and dumped it on us. I'm ashamed of myself for not slamming the rest of my beer.
Then the cops got mad at us for dumping the alcohol on the ground.
Random Cop:
Then I said something about that being a stupid question since he's the one that told us to dump it there instead of letting us dump it in the bushes. Fucking idiot.
Anyhow, then Criss was called and we took a cab to the 7-11.
We now had more alcohol.
We went to Cedar, drank more, then puttered over to Arthur's house and took pictures. (coming soon)
Then we got kicked out.
Then we decided to go swimming so we broke into the outdoor pool.
After that Holly, Jono and I decided to walk back to our respective houses.
On the way we decided to wake up Dale.
I knocked on his door.
And his window.
There was no answer.
Mind you it was six in ze morning....
Anyhow, we all went home.
'Twas the best night of my summer...so far...
Best Jono quote ever:
Like I said, best night of my summer so far.
August 7
It's currently 5:17am.
I cannot sleep.
I don't know why.
I'm sitting here eating toast
&& watching Invader Zim.
I feel really cool.
...
I'm not wearing any pants.
: |
August 10
I may have just spent $30, 000.
Yeah, so I went to Van today.
I handed in my application for AIV.
If I get accepted the tuition's going to be about $30, 000.
Goddamn.
Why are people so lame?
All I want to do is go on a night escapade.
Aren't there any takers?
July 25
So, my night escapade was pretty fun.
My posse consisted of Holly and Andy.
'Twas more of a trio.
We chilled at Macs.
At three in ze morning.
We will make friends with the Macs Guy.
We will get free Slurpees.
Om nom nom.
Fin.
July 26
'Twas 2:30 am
Macs was sat infront of.
Good music was shared
Holly was no where to be found.
Where oh were art thou Holly?
Times weren't as good as they could've been.
July 27
I went to meet Holly at Sandowne.
Then we went to meet Bailey and some fellow named Billy.
He was hammered and gave us a few shots of Capt'n Mo's.
'Twas good.
He puked, then staggered off into the night.
Then we met up with Jono who gave us beer.
We settled in a lovely alcove beneath some stairs and waited for Alex and Arthur who showed up shortly with a mickey of Smirnoff and a two-six of Jack Daniels.
Before we managed to drink even half of it, the fuzz showed up and dumped it on us. I'm ashamed of myself for not slamming the rest of my beer.
Then the cops got mad at us for dumping the alcohol on the ground.
Random Cop:
How would you like it if someone dumped alcohol on your doorstep?
Then I said something about that being a stupid question since he's the one that told us to dump it there instead of letting us dump it in the bushes. Fucking idiot.
Anyhow, then Criss was called and we took a cab to the 7-11.
We now had more alcohol.
We went to Cedar, drank more, then puttered over to Arthur's house and took pictures. (coming soon)
Then we got kicked out.
Then we decided to go swimming so we broke into the outdoor pool.
After that Holly, Jono and I decided to walk back to our respective houses.
On the way we decided to wake up Dale.
I knocked on his door.
And his window.
There was no answer.
Mind you it was six in ze morning....
Anyhow, we all went home.
'Twas the best night of my summer...so far...
Best Jono quote ever:
"Fucking vampires, think they're so cool, drinking their blood and shit, but they probably puke when we're not looking."
Like I said, best night of my summer so far.
August 7
It's currently 5:17am.
I cannot sleep.
I don't know why.
I'm sitting here eating toast
&& watching Invader Zim.
I feel really cool.
...
I'm not wearing any pants.
: |
August 10
I may have just spent $30, 000.
Yeah, so I went to Van today.
I handed in my application for AIV.
If I get accepted the tuition's going to be about $30, 000.
Goddamn.
201. June 21, 2008
Turkish Internet Perv Rant
You wanna know what I fucking hate? These fucking douche bags that don't speak English that add you to their msn. What the fuck is wrong with them? I mean, I've got nothing against people who speak different languages or anything, but holy fuck, if I don't know you, I'm not going to waste my time trying to decipher every fucking sentence you write. Honestly, FUCK OFF. If you are reading this and you cannot speak English with at least decent grammar and spelling DO NOT ADD ME TO YOUR MOTHER-FUCKING MSN!!! Also, if you're Turkish, just go fucking kill yourself now. Fuck you. I hate you. Go fuck another Turkish guy in the ass instead of adding me because I already hate you. No, I do not love you, I will not marry you, and I never will love or marry you. JUST GO FUCKING DIE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN FUCKING BEING.
You wanna know what I fucking hate? These fucking douche bags that don't speak English that add you to their msn. What the fuck is wrong with them? I mean, I've got nothing against people who speak different languages or anything, but holy fuck, if I don't know you, I'm not going to waste my time trying to decipher every fucking sentence you write. Honestly, FUCK OFF. If you are reading this and you cannot speak English with at least decent grammar and spelling DO NOT ADD ME TO YOUR MOTHER-FUCKING MSN!!! Also, if you're Turkish, just go fucking kill yourself now. Fuck you. I hate you. Go fuck another Turkish guy in the ass instead of adding me because I already hate you. No, I do not love you, I will not marry you, and I never will love or marry you. JUST GO FUCKING DIE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN FUCKING BEING.
200. June 18, 2008
Review of The Joint Chiefs' album "High and Mighty."
They Certainly Are High And Mighty
The Joint Chiefs’ “High and Mighty” Review
90%
It certainly takes a decent amount of talent and energy to make your listener feel the need to suddenly jump out of their seat and violently swing their hair and brandish the horns in the comfort of their own home while completely dismissing the perplexed stares of their family members. The Joint Chief's "High and Mighty" is a perfect example of a demo with the ingredients necessary for such an outburst.
"High and Mighty" begins with a promise that what you are about to hear will not be some shitty glam-rock clusterfuck, but something long-haired and angry; Vancouver Island thrash metal at it's finest. Quite honestly, I believe that The Joint Chiefs have kept their word.
As you may have noticed from the lyrics of their first actual song on this demo, they’re not very pleased with the path that the band Metallica happened to take during later on in their musical career. Honestly, I can’t say that I blame them, however this is neither the time nor place to make low-brow jokes about Metallica. This song discusses the beginning of metal for Denton Booth as well as how he followed the band that started it for him only to have it end in both disgust and disappointment, which I’m sure the average metal connoisseur has experienced. I’m thrilled to note, however, that Metallica’s failure in The Joint Chiefs’ eyes did not prevent them from producing something a few tracks short of an incredible album. Thank the proverbial god.
Their third track "Violent Deterrent," written by Denton Booth, opens with a very catchy beat and a down-right adrenaline-pumping holler. It then barrages the audience with pure hatred of oppression and government scare tactics. It goes on to discuss problems with foreign relations, the economy, and how the "nations jockey for the nuclear reign" while managing to remain fast paced and heavy. The lyrics managed to convey their distaste for oppression without sounding whiny and cliché
which has happened many a time with other bands.
"Million Dollar Man" is a song written once again by Denton Booth in true anti-political fashion. The lyrics discussing the flawed election system found in Canada are accompanied by music from Booth and Arlo Poole. The music in question, however, can be described better by referring to it as an ethereal behemoth violently rupturing the earth’s surface only to obliterate the lesser beings.
The fifth track is a lovely little ditty called “WDYT?” This song, with music also co-written by Arlo Poole, brings up the point that most collections of people whom are relied on to provide support and government for Canada seem to have been perverted or to have ulterior motives of some sort. The power of these thoughts is simply strengthened by the introduction to this song in which each of the instruments enter a few seconds after the other allowing you to experience them in all their individual glory. It truly shows you what each musician has to offer the band which is, in my opinion, nothing short of pure thrashing goodness.
This demo ends with a song about cherishing the things that you cannot buy. In this song the guys belt out about their dislike for the pressures advertisements as well as their hatred for society’s atrocious prioritizing. The fact that advertising companies use people’s emotions against them is the catalyst for this explosion of long-haired, drum battering, guitar wailing fury. The Joint Chiefs clearly display their belief that people need to care more about “respect, love and health” than the superficial benefits of life. The only drawback to this song is that they did seem to leave out one essential key to survival which just happens to be the purchasing of The Joint Chiefs “High and Mighty.” Honestly, who could live without it?
They Certainly Are High And Mighty
The Joint Chiefs’ “High and Mighty” Review
90%
It certainly takes a decent amount of talent and energy to make your listener feel the need to suddenly jump out of their seat and violently swing their hair and brandish the horns in the comfort of their own home while completely dismissing the perplexed stares of their family members. The Joint Chief's "High and Mighty" is a perfect example of a demo with the ingredients necessary for such an outburst.
"High and Mighty" begins with a promise that what you are about to hear will not be some shitty glam-rock clusterfuck, but something long-haired and angry; Vancouver Island thrash metal at it's finest. Quite honestly, I believe that The Joint Chiefs have kept their word.
As you may have noticed from the lyrics of their first actual song on this demo, they’re not very pleased with the path that the band Metallica happened to take during later on in their musical career. Honestly, I can’t say that I blame them, however this is neither the time nor place to make low-brow jokes about Metallica. This song discusses the beginning of metal for Denton Booth as well as how he followed the band that started it for him only to have it end in both disgust and disappointment, which I’m sure the average metal connoisseur has experienced. I’m thrilled to note, however, that Metallica’s failure in The Joint Chiefs’ eyes did not prevent them from producing something a few tracks short of an incredible album. Thank the proverbial god.
Their third track "Violent Deterrent," written by Denton Booth, opens with a very catchy beat and a down-right adrenaline-pumping holler. It then barrages the audience with pure hatred of oppression and government scare tactics. It goes on to discuss problems with foreign relations, the economy, and how the "nations jockey for the nuclear reign" while managing to remain fast paced and heavy. The lyrics managed to convey their distaste for oppression without sounding whiny and cliché
which has happened many a time with other bands.
"Million Dollar Man" is a song written once again by Denton Booth in true anti-political fashion. The lyrics discussing the flawed election system found in Canada are accompanied by music from Booth and Arlo Poole. The music in question, however, can be described better by referring to it as an ethereal behemoth violently rupturing the earth’s surface only to obliterate the lesser beings.
The fifth track is a lovely little ditty called “WDYT?” This song, with music also co-written by Arlo Poole, brings up the point that most collections of people whom are relied on to provide support and government for Canada seem to have been perverted or to have ulterior motives of some sort. The power of these thoughts is simply strengthened by the introduction to this song in which each of the instruments enter a few seconds after the other allowing you to experience them in all their individual glory. It truly shows you what each musician has to offer the band which is, in my opinion, nothing short of pure thrashing goodness.
This demo ends with a song about cherishing the things that you cannot buy. In this song the guys belt out about their dislike for the pressures advertisements as well as their hatred for society’s atrocious prioritizing. The fact that advertising companies use people’s emotions against them is the catalyst for this explosion of long-haired, drum battering, guitar wailing fury. The Joint Chiefs clearly display their belief that people need to care more about “respect, love and health” than the superficial benefits of life. The only drawback to this song is that they did seem to leave out one essential key to survival which just happens to be the purchasing of The Joint Chiefs “High and Mighty.” Honestly, who could live without it?
199. March 21, 2008
Hahaha, a rant.
"What the fuck is wrong with people these days? I'm honestly asking this question. Lately I've been wondering if I'm just incredibly intelligent or if the rest of the world is populated by ignorant invertibrates. It seems that the more time I spend on websites like Nexopia the angrier I get. People can't seem to speak properly anymore. They don't understand anything they read. In addition to that, they don't take the time to back up anything they say. The articles written on here are all completely atrocious; they disgust me. The comments that people write in regards to them are also completely useless and just as ignorant! The article on Muslims being labled as terrorists was just re-goddamned-diculous. Of course people are going to lable Muslims and Middle-Easterns as terrorists. The United States is at war with them! What the fuck do you expect? If the US was at war with Germany or Finland, the people of North America would be claiming that all Germans or all of the Finnish were terrorists. Every country needs something that its people can hate. It keeps them all united against a common cause and distracts them from the problems that their own government is creating. It's just common sense.
Moving along; the comments made on that article really don't instill much faith in me either. There was one posted in massive white letters that screamed bloody murder to anyone that came across the page. It's great word of wisdom: "Ghey." Ghey? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is that some sort of a politcally correct form of the word "gay"? If so, what does that have to do with the article in any way? I understand that the term is commonly used to express feelings of general distate, but what does this person find so distateful about the article? The opinion, the "facts," the lack of grammar? Honestly, I'm completely baffeled as to what that person was trying to get across to the world. People need to start using the language that they've grown up with in a way that makes sense as opposed to just chewing on it, swallowing it, throwing it back up, and trying to form it into single syllable words that only people with the intellectual capacity of a goldfish can understand."
"What the fuck is wrong with people these days? I'm honestly asking this question. Lately I've been wondering if I'm just incredibly intelligent or if the rest of the world is populated by ignorant invertibrates. It seems that the more time I spend on websites like Nexopia the angrier I get. People can't seem to speak properly anymore. They don't understand anything they read. In addition to that, they don't take the time to back up anything they say. The articles written on here are all completely atrocious; they disgust me. The comments that people write in regards to them are also completely useless and just as ignorant! The article on Muslims being labled as terrorists was just re-goddamned-diculous. Of course people are going to lable Muslims and Middle-Easterns as terrorists. The United States is at war with them! What the fuck do you expect? If the US was at war with Germany or Finland, the people of North America would be claiming that all Germans or all of the Finnish were terrorists. Every country needs something that its people can hate. It keeps them all united against a common cause and distracts them from the problems that their own government is creating. It's just common sense.
Moving along; the comments made on that article really don't instill much faith in me either. There was one posted in massive white letters that screamed bloody murder to anyone that came across the page. It's great word of wisdom: "Ghey." Ghey? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is that some sort of a politcally correct form of the word "gay"? If so, what does that have to do with the article in any way? I understand that the term is commonly used to express feelings of general distate, but what does this person find so distateful about the article? The opinion, the "facts," the lack of grammar? Honestly, I'm completely baffeled as to what that person was trying to get across to the world. People need to start using the language that they've grown up with in a way that makes sense as opposed to just chewing on it, swallowing it, throwing it back up, and trying to form it into single syllable words that only people with the intellectual capacity of a goldfish can understand."
198. March 4, 2008
Response to a blog questionnare about me by Lalonde that I don't want to lose.
[2] Are we friends? Yes
[3] When and how did we meet? Band Camp

[4] How have I affected you? sure
[5] What do you think of me? a pretty good friend
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? When you became the drum major for final parade
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? BFF 4life
[8] Do you love me? Do you love Me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you? No
[10] Would you hug me? Yes (and had before)

[11] Would you kiss me? Yes

[12] Would you fuck me? _____________
[13] Are we close? That would have to be your opinion
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? i don't really know.....
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? No, your already RAD

[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 12 =)
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable? Yes
[19] How long have you known me? i think 2 years
[20] Describe me in one word. RAD
[21] What was your first impression?

[22] Do you still think that way about me now? yes

[23] What do you think my weakness is? hmmmmmm..... definitely not music
[24] Do you think that I am wierd? Yes. jk
[25] What about me makes you happy? you
[26] What about me makes you sad? where you live
[27] What reminds you of me?

[28] What's something you would change about me? location
[29] How well do you know me? pretty well
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yes
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? possibly
[33] Who else reminds you of me? hmmmmmmmmm...
[32] If you I told you I had 3 weeks to live what would we do? smoke it up till we can't walk straight. than BAR RUN!
[34] If I died would you cry? YA
[35] When was the last time we fought? did we fight....?
[36] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? yes
[37] What song reminds you of me ? Cadets
[38] If we where going on a date where would you take me? possibly the orchestra
[39] What is in your opinion, my best asset? Music
[40] Do you think I will get married? yes
197. February 1, 2008
A
- Available: Yeah
- Age: 16 almost 17
- Annoyance: Stupidity and agressive ignorance
- Animal: Black Eyed Leucistic Ball Python
- Actor: Keanu Reeves
- Actress: Simone Simon & Bettie Page
B
- Beer: Bull Max!
- Birthplace: Kamloops
- Best Friend(s): Anna, Izzy, Chantelle and Dale
- Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes, Hair, Spine/Ribs, Height
- Best feeling in the world: Rubbing your legs together after you've just shaved
- Best weather: Clear skies, but still chilly and a little windy.
- Been in Love: Yeah
- Believe in God: Nope
- Believe in Ghosts: Yeah
- Believe in Evolution: Yeah
C
- Candy: Cherry Blasters!
- Colour: Purple, Grey and Black
- Cried in school: Yeah
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese! Mmmm
D
- Day or Night: Depends who I'm with.
- Dream vehicle: 1945 Mercedes Benz
- Dance: Fuckin' A. (Skanking and such)
- Dance in the rain?: Why Not?
- Do the splits?: Sort of
E
- Eggs: Not a fan.
- Eyes: Grey
- Everyone has a: Problem
F
- First crush: Haha, oh damn. I totally still remember.
- First thoughts waking up: Ugh, I'm still tired.
- Food: Chinese Food
- Fear: Dying
- Favourite channel: I don't really watch TV
G
- Greatest Fear: Dying
- Giver or taker: It depends who I'm with
- Get along with your parents?: Nope
- Good luck charm: My iPod
H
- Hair Colour: Natural? I can't remember. Brown, I think.
- Height: 5'2"
- Happy: Depends who I'm with
- Holiday: Halloween
- How do you want to die: I don't want to die
- Health freak?: Not so much
- Hate: Ignorance & myself 70% of the time
I
- Ice Cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
- Instrument: Flute
J
- Job: None
- Juggle?: I've tried and failed
K
- Kickboxing: I love it.
- Karate: Never really done karate.
- Keep a journal?: I've tried, but I always end up feeling like a douche.
L
- Longest Car Ride: God, like two or three days.
- Love: Music
- Laughed so hard you cried: Hahaha, hells yeah.
- Love at first sight: Yeah.
- Last person out for dinner with: My mom and her boyfriend. Third wheel eh?
M
- Milk flavor: CHOCOLATE MILK!
- Movie: Fuck. At the moment, Children of Men
- Mooned anyone?: Nope.
- Marriage?: ...maybe
- Motion sickness: Never.
N
- Number of Siblings: Two brothers
- Number of Piercings: Ten
- Never: Want to die.
O
- Overused Phrases: That's so epic/hardcore/obscene
- One wish: To turn out better than I expect to.
- One phobia: Dying
P
- Place you'd like to live: Victoria and Germany
- Perfect Pizza: Cheese and Pineapple. Yeah.
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke.
- Pick up line: Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Q
Quote: "I am toast." - Jesse Stewart
R
- Reason to cry: To remove foreign objects from your eyes.
- Reality TV.: Not a fan
- Radio Station: I don't really listen to the radio.
S
- Song: Goddamn. Uh, Huldran - Otyg (at the moment)
- Boot size: 4
- Salad Dressing: I don't usually have salad dressing, but when I do it's Caesar.
- Sushi: Makes me feel sick.
- Scent: Various shampoo fragrances.
- Skipped school: Haha, yeah.
- Slept outside: Yeah, at Carihi.
- Skinny dipped?: Nope
- Sing well?: God No!
- In the shower?: I've never sung in the shower and I doubt I ever will.
- Swear?: More than I should
- Stuffed Animals?: Yes!
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries
- Slept in a bed beside you? A few people.
T
- Thunderstorms: Love them!
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Nope, I can touch my medusa with my tongue though.
U
- Unpredictable: Sometimes
V
- Vegetable you hate: Onion
- Vegetable you love: Red Pepper and Tomatoes.
- Vacation spot: Cortes Island
W
- Weakness: Certain people
- When you grow up: I want to turn out better than I think I will.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Jesse and Anna
- Who makes you laugh the most: Jesse and Dale
- Worst feeling: Being lonely
X
- X-Rays: I've had several
Y
-Year it is now: 2008
-Yellow: Is a lame colour.
Z
- Zoo animal: Uh, I haven't been to a zoo in a long time. I distinctly remember being obsessed with the peacocks though.
- Zodiac sign: Piscese.
- Available: Yeah
- Age: 16 almost 17
- Annoyance: Stupidity and agressive ignorance
- Animal: Black Eyed Leucistic Ball Python
- Actor: Keanu Reeves
- Actress: Simone Simon & Bettie Page
B
- Beer: Bull Max!
- Birthplace: Kamloops
- Best Friend(s): Anna, Izzy, Chantelle and Dale
- Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes, Hair, Spine/Ribs, Height
- Best feeling in the world: Rubbing your legs together after you've just shaved
- Best weather: Clear skies, but still chilly and a little windy.
- Been in Love: Yeah
- Believe in God: Nope
- Believe in Ghosts: Yeah
- Believe in Evolution: Yeah
C
- Candy: Cherry Blasters!
- Colour: Purple, Grey and Black
- Cried in school: Yeah
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese! Mmmm
D
- Day or Night: Depends who I'm with.
- Dream vehicle: 1945 Mercedes Benz
- Dance: Fuckin' A. (Skanking and such)
- Dance in the rain?: Why Not?
- Do the splits?: Sort of
E
- Eggs: Not a fan.
- Eyes: Grey
- Everyone has a: Problem
F
- First crush: Haha, oh damn. I totally still remember.
- First thoughts waking up: Ugh, I'm still tired.
- Food: Chinese Food
- Fear: Dying
- Favourite channel: I don't really watch TV
G
- Greatest Fear: Dying
- Giver or taker: It depends who I'm with
- Get along with your parents?: Nope
- Good luck charm: My iPod
H
- Hair Colour: Natural? I can't remember. Brown, I think.
- Height: 5'2"
- Happy: Depends who I'm with
- Holiday: Halloween
- How do you want to die: I don't want to die
- Health freak?: Not so much
- Hate: Ignorance & myself 70% of the time
I
- Ice Cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
- Instrument: Flute
J
- Job: None
- Juggle?: I've tried and failed
K
- Kickboxing: I love it.
- Karate: Never really done karate.
- Keep a journal?: I've tried, but I always end up feeling like a douche.
L
- Longest Car Ride: God, like two or three days.
- Love: Music
- Laughed so hard you cried: Hahaha, hells yeah.
- Love at first sight: Yeah.
- Last person out for dinner with: My mom and her boyfriend. Third wheel eh?
M
- Milk flavor: CHOCOLATE MILK!
- Movie: Fuck. At the moment, Children of Men
- Mooned anyone?: Nope.
- Marriage?: ...maybe
- Motion sickness: Never.
N
- Number of Siblings: Two brothers
- Number of Piercings: Ten
- Never: Want to die.
O
- Overused Phrases: That's so epic/hardcore/obscene
- One wish: To turn out better than I expect to.
- One phobia: Dying
P
- Place you'd like to live: Victoria and Germany
- Perfect Pizza: Cheese and Pineapple. Yeah.
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke.
- Pick up line: Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Q
Quote: "I am toast." - Jesse Stewart
R
- Reason to cry: To remove foreign objects from your eyes.
- Reality TV.: Not a fan
- Radio Station: I don't really listen to the radio.
S
- Song: Goddamn. Uh, Huldran - Otyg (at the moment)
- Boot size: 4
- Salad Dressing: I don't usually have salad dressing, but when I do it's Caesar.
- Sushi: Makes me feel sick.
- Scent: Various shampoo fragrances.
- Skipped school: Haha, yeah.
- Slept outside: Yeah, at Carihi.
- Skinny dipped?: Nope
- Sing well?: God No!
- In the shower?: I've never sung in the shower and I doubt I ever will.
- Swear?: More than I should
- Stuffed Animals?: Yes!
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries
- Slept in a bed beside you? A few people.
T
- Thunderstorms: Love them!
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Nope, I can touch my medusa with my tongue though.
U
- Unpredictable: Sometimes
V
- Vegetable you hate: Onion
- Vegetable you love: Red Pepper and Tomatoes.
- Vacation spot: Cortes Island
W
- Weakness: Certain people
- When you grow up: I want to turn out better than I think I will.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Jesse and Anna
- Who makes you laugh the most: Jesse and Dale
- Worst feeling: Being lonely
X
- X-Rays: I've had several
Y
-Year it is now: 2008
-Yellow: Is a lame colour.
Z
- Zoo animal: Uh, I haven't been to a zoo in a long time. I distinctly remember being obsessed with the peacocks though.
- Zodiac sign: Piscese.
196.
Hahaha, I've been reading over old blog posts from my first Nex account. It's funny reading some of the stuff. I think I will post them so that I won't lose them.
195.
So, it seems that being at WOW has inspired me to start writing again. My new project is to try to write 1000 Haikus. I think it is a noble goal.
I have created a new blog. It's only my writing. Check it out?
194.
I met the co-founder of Greenpeace. Yes, that's right. I did. He's pretty cool.
How did this happen? Well, Alesha Pilloud and I were sponsored to go to Words on the Water this weekend. Basically, a group of very talented authors from around Canada come and discuss their books and there's music and food and it's all quite prestigious. Anyway, Rex Weyler was one of the authors there and I got to talk to him for a bit. He's pretty groovy. Not what I expected though.
I also got to meet Richard Van Camp. He's such a sweetie! He did a creative writing workshop at my school last year that I didn't go to. Despite this, he came up to me and asked if he knew me from somewhere. Basically, even though I hadn't actually talked to him, he recognized me from Carihi. It was pretty rad. He gave Sarah Khan, Alesha, and I each a stone (mine was purple) and told us to add him on Facebook. He's really awesome.
Lorna Jackson was another one of the authors. She's also the one that did the writer's workshop at Robron on Friday morning which I attended. She's hilarious. She's pleasant, vibrant and a lot of fun to be around. I hope she comes back.
Another of the authors was a man named Wayde Compton. His work generally focuses on black history and oppression. He's very well versed (haha) in his subject matter and has some interesting work. The only thing that turned me off it was the hip-hop beat he had written into his poetry, but that's just because I'm not a fan of hip-hop. His message and words were fabulous though.
Marilyn Bowering, Marjorie Doyle, John Gould, and Mary Novik also attended. Marilyn is a poet and novelist with one of the most beautiful reading voices I've ever heard. Her poetry is fluid, exquisit and enigmatic. Marjorie's a novelist from New Foundland with a knack for having her audience clutching their sides in laughter. John Gould, the master of very very short stories uses an interesting combination of imagery, satire, and hyporbolic dialogue to create something hilarious, or an image you'll never forget. Last but not least, Mary Novik is a novelist who spins historic fact and fiction into a web easy to become tangled in.
As I'm sure you can see, I really enjoyed being there and in the presence of so many talented people. I'm assuming a lot of people enjoy this considering most sessions were sold out. I hope I can go again next year.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
193. History Facebook Statuses: March 26, 2009
"That would be a Put down." 1
"We should just nuke 'em and get it over with." 2
"I don't see why you Jews are complaining." 3
"The handicapped chairs on the airplanes are the biggest." 4
"Come here for extra marks...Karl Marx." 5
1 A pun by Mr. Ringstead in regards to insulting Scott Put.
2 Scott's comment towards China.
3 Walter's comment in regards to the vast number of Russians killed by Stalin.
4 Walter's comment towards me saying that it would suck for him to have his tilted chair slide from under him and for his neck to snap and result in paralysis from the neck down right before he's supposed to go to Europe.
5 Walter's comment towards the concept of joining Mr. Ringstead's side of the Stalin debate for extra marks.
PAST STATUSES:
Stalin: a good man, a better golfer.
Peace, English Muffins, and land.
God, guns, and a Happy Meal.
SEMPOCANZ (Stalinist English Muffin Party of Canada and New Zealand)
Russia + English Muffins = win
Will revolt for English Muffins
A vote for us is a vote for English muffins for all
192.
Whoo, the Lit Midterm is done with. It was nowhere near as hard as I suspected. That's both a relief and a bit of a pain. I wish I had studied Milton a little more though. Oh well.
Pretty much every day in History 12, Walter and I end up in some sort of conversation or predicament which results in a one-liner that we consider to be "Facebook Status Worthy." From now on, I'm going to put them up here because they're amazing and I don't want to forget about them. Ah, I love History.
191.
Oh man. Lit Midterm today. It's going to be sooo intense! Ugh, I'm pretty much in panic mode still. There are a few things I need to know inside out that I haven't even looked at yet. Zeus! Help me! I must get an A!
I'm so glad that I have a spare block first thing in the morning. I'm going to study. Intensely. I just hope I don't get distracted by Walter and Maggi...
I'm so glad that I have a spare block first thing in the morning. I'm going to study. Intensely. I just hope I don't get distracted by Walter and Maggi...
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
190. A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning
A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning
John Donne
As virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls, to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
The breath goes now, and some say no:
So let us melt, and make no noise
No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move
'Twere profanation of our joys
To tell the laity our love.
Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears,
Men reckon what it did and meant,
But trepidation of the spheres,
Though greater far, is innocent.
Dull sublunary lover's love
(Whose soul is sense) cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
Those things which elemented it.
But we by a love, so much refined,
That our selves know not what it is,
Inter-assurèd of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.
Our two souls therefore, which are one,
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
Like gold to airy thinness beat.
If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two,
Thy soul the fixed foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if th'other do.
And though it in the center sit,
Yet when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.
Such wilt thou be to me, who must
Like the other foot, obliquely run;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end, where I begun.
John Donne
As virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls, to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
The breath goes now, and some say no:
So let us melt, and make no noise
No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move
'Twere profanation of our joys
To tell the laity our love.
Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears,
Men reckon what it did and meant,
But trepidation of the spheres,
Though greater far, is innocent.
Dull sublunary lover's love
(Whose soul is sense) cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
Those things which elemented it.
But we by a love, so much refined,
That our selves know not what it is,
Inter-assurèd of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.
Our two souls therefore, which are one,
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
Like gold to airy thinness beat.
If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two,
Thy soul the fixed foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if th'other do.
And though it in the center sit,
Yet when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.
Such wilt thou be to me, who must
Like the other foot, obliquely run;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end, where I begun.
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189.
Oh man. I've totally got a Midterm in Lit tomorrow. I'm mildly panicking. I've really got to study...which is why I'm sitting on the computer of course. Procrastination, ftw. Anyway, we've got to remember everything about a billion different stories, epics, ballads, sonnets, etc. I can't afford to get less than an "A" on this. Fuck.
Entering panic mode in:
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PANIC!!!
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
188.
I think that too many people are way too insecure with their beliefs. If you're going to choose to believe in a particular religion, you should have enough confidence in it to be able to carry out a civilized discussion with a "non-believer" without getting defensive or using personal attacks. This isn't geared at anyone in particular, I just think that too many people are reacting this way. What ever happened to logic and simple discussion?
187.
So, I am just sitting around singing along to the Rent soundtrack 'cause I'm gangster like that. Uh, yeah, I just figured I should make a post.
Well, the Tea Party Picnic was today. It went well. There were about twenty people there. I got stoned for the first time in over a year and half. It was nice. I don't plan on making a habit of it though. Anyway, we're planning on having a Fancybean Tea Party Picnic soon. It should be swell.
Yeah, so I was sitting here, just doing my thing a few hours ago and I heard three knocks on the side of my place. I was like, "Wtf?" and was pretty freaked out so I just sat here. Then I heard it again and decided to check and there was this random man standing at the foot of my stairs. It turned out that his electric wheel chair thing stopped working in the middle of the road and he was drunk and someone had put oil on the ramp into his house and stuff and he wanted me to call the cops for him. 'Twas interesting.
Well, the Tea Party Picnic was today. It went well. There were about twenty people there. I got stoned for the first time in over a year and half. It was nice. I don't plan on making a habit of it though. Anyway, we're planning on having a Fancybean Tea Party Picnic soon. It should be swell.
Yeah, so I was sitting here, just doing my thing a few hours ago and I heard three knocks on the side of my place. I was like, "Wtf?" and was pretty freaked out so I just sat here. Then I heard it again and decided to check and there was this random man standing at the foot of my stairs. It turned out that his electric wheel chair thing stopped working in the middle of the road and he was drunk and someone had put oil on the ramp into his house and stuff and he wanted me to call the cops for him. 'Twas interesting.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
186.
Hahaha, fuck. History. Amazing. Spare block. Amazing. I just can't get over how intensely awesome Walter and I are. Hahaha! Communism. Russia. English muffins. Wow.
I'm very excited about the tea party on Saturday. It should be wonderously exciting.
I think I'm going to eat some toast now.
I'm very excited about the tea party on Saturday. It should be wonderously exciting.
I think I'm going to eat some toast now.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
185.
Wow, History class today was amazing. We've started learning about the Russian revolutions and somehow, Walter, Morgan and I got on the topic of English muffins. We've decided that we would revolt if Russian revolutionists offered us English muffins. Or bread for that matter. Hahaha, aww, man. That class was too good to be true.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
184.
So, recently a friend of mine has been getting quite heavily into hair metal. Since I talk to him a lot, I've become curious and started to tentatively enter the world of glam/hair metal myself. Well, I must say, it's rather dandy. They have amazing hair. Bask in their glory.
183.
Ugh, I don't understand why people my age are so retarded. Honestly, most of the time a simple discussion about a problem will turn into an arguement for no reason. People need to just grow up and learn some bloody civility instead of just resorting to personal attacks. I think I'll slowly sink into splendid isolation for a while. 90% of people just aren't worth it.
182.
I strongly dislike when bands collaborate with other bands that are nothing alike. Typically the band of the two that I actually like will change their style and become more like the other band. Most of the time this really bothers me and they suck after.
I wasn't pleased when Franz Ferdinand collaborated with LCD Soundsystem on their newest album Tonight. Now, don't get me wrong, I am quite the LCD fan; however, I didn't like the fact that the last half of the album contained remixes of Ferdinands first songs on the album that really weren't that much different. Also, I don't think that the extra five minutes of LCD inspired music is added onto the end of perfectly decent Franz Ferdinand songs is necessary. Also, I don't think it fits or flows well. Sorry.
Anyway, I still love both Franz Ferdinand and LCD Soundsystem, I just think it'd be best if they didn't see each other for a while.
I wasn't pleased when Franz Ferdinand collaborated with LCD Soundsystem on their newest album Tonight. Now, don't get me wrong, I am quite the LCD fan; however, I didn't like the fact that the last half of the album contained remixes of Ferdinands first songs on the album that really weren't that much different. Also, I don't think that the extra five minutes of LCD inspired music is added onto the end of perfectly decent Franz Ferdinand songs is necessary. Also, I don't think it fits or flows well. Sorry.
Anyway, I still love both Franz Ferdinand and LCD Soundsystem, I just think it'd be best if they didn't see each other for a while.
Monday, March 16, 2009
181.
Whoo! This Saturday is the Tea Party Picnic. I'm very excited. Everyone is invited.
We're going to be in the woods with tea and blankets and listen to the Beatles and each little sammiches!
I wish that my other friends didn't live so far away...
We're going to be in the woods with tea and blankets and listen to the Beatles and each little sammiches!
I wish that my other friends didn't live so far away...
Friday, March 13, 2009
180.
Don't you hate when you press the wrong button on the keyboard and end up navigating away from the page you want to be on? I do. Anyway, I was going to type something mildly important, but I forget what it was now.
Anyway, I really want to move to Norway. I think it would be amazing. I know that I want to go to Larvik, Norway for a while. No real reason why though. I just do.
Anyway, I really want to move to Norway. I think it would be amazing. I know that I want to go to Larvik, Norway for a while. No real reason why though. I just do.

179.
You know what I really miss? Watching Dexter in the Video Room with Jesse and Chantelle. Those were the good ol' days. Fuck, now I want a muffin.
178.
WHOOOO! So, yesterday I found out how I did on the English 12 exam. It turns out that it was one of the harder ones and only eight of all the grade 12 students in my school that took it got an A; I was one of the ones that recieved an A; I am very happy.
Also, at the beginning of last semester, my English 12 teacher was teaching us about semi-colons. I already learned this and was bored out of my mind. Anyway, he was talking about how they're only used once in a sentence and then I told him that he was wrong and that I had seen them used multiple times in single sentences. He told me to show him where I saw it; I forgot about it. Yesterday, however, I was reading Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë and I just happened to stumble across a sentence with four semi-colons in it and I remembered what my teacher had said. Naturally, I found him and showed it to him. Of course I knew that the rules of punctuation have changed since the 1800s, but I still wanted to show him that it can be done. He looked at it and admitted I was right, but also mentioned that it was frowned upon now, which I agreed with. The conversation went on and I mentioned that my goal in life was now to bring back the use of multiple semi-colons in single sentences. He said that he was behind me on this one. I wonder how my Lit teacher will react to this...
Also, at the beginning of last semester, my English 12 teacher was teaching us about semi-colons. I already learned this and was bored out of my mind. Anyway, he was talking about how they're only used once in a sentence and then I told him that he was wrong and that I had seen them used multiple times in single sentences. He told me to show him where I saw it; I forgot about it. Yesterday, however, I was reading Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë and I just happened to stumble across a sentence with four semi-colons in it and I remembered what my teacher had said. Naturally, I found him and showed it to him. Of course I knew that the rules of punctuation have changed since the 1800s, but I still wanted to show him that it can be done. He looked at it and admitted I was right, but also mentioned that it was frowned upon now, which I agreed with. The conversation went on and I mentioned that my goal in life was now to bring back the use of multiple semi-colons in single sentences. He said that he was behind me on this one. I wonder how my Lit teacher will react to this...
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
177.
Yeah, so. I honestly don't have much of anything to say right now.
Nothing terribly exciting has happened lately.
Nothing terribly exciting has happened lately.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
176.
I don't get it. I am still sick. What the frick. I've missed four days of school so far.
I AM FUCKED. Well, not terribly so, but I'm going to have to do some catching up.
Anyway, the party was pretty epic. So, yeah.
I learned that I should not be allowed online while drunk. Nope. Not a good idea.
Also, I'm sick. Fuck.
I AM FUCKED. Well, not terribly so, but I'm going to have to do some catching up.
Anyway, the party was pretty epic. So, yeah.
I learned that I should not be allowed online while drunk. Nope. Not a good idea.
Also, I'm sick. Fuck.
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