Sunday, February 22, 2009

170.

Guess what's in four days! My birthday! Whooo! Guess what's this Saturday! My party! Whoo! Guess who's excited! Me! Whooo!

In all seriousness, as of this Thursday I will be eighteen. I will then be old enough to buy/star in/make pornos, vote, get tattoos, get nipple/surface piercings. I will do all of these except star-in a porno because I'm pretty sure that no one wants to see that. Neither do I. Either way, I'M SO EXCITED!

Sarius: Porn, voting, and nipple piercings! Whoo!
Calen: Lolcats. I need to see that last one.
Sarius: Haha, I don't think your old lady would appreciate it.
Calen: Who cares.. She doesn't have to see it.

Haha, what a sly fox. When I said "old lady" I was referring to his girlfriend by the way, not his mother or grandmother.

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