26. Metul Factor

After careful consideration, my colleagues (Andy and Simonus Zacsamus) and I have decided that regardless of the type of footwear Death may choose to sport at any given time, this will not increase or decrease their "metul factor" as they are truly incredibly metal. As long as Death is in the equation, it cannot get more or less metul.

This concept is similar to that of Chuck Norris being the equivalent to pain. No matter what Chuck Norris is doing to you, it will never be more or less painful than any other Norris related situation simply because Chuck Norris = pain.

The above concepts also work for Denzel Washington in the area of badass-ery. Denzel Washington = badass.