175.

I'm eighteen today!! Whoo! Happy Birthday to meeee! Yes, so my pal Matt is coming to The Riv' for the weekend and I am stoked! And on Saturday there is going to be a really nifty par-tay at mah house! I'm really excited!

174.

Ah, yes. Phoenix totally reminded me of something to blog about! All the sweet parties coming up. Basically, there's mine this weekend which I'm stoked on. Then, later on this year, is Phoenix's which I am also hella stoked on. They're going to be amazing. ...we need to have more parties.


Also, the other day in History, this fellow from New Zealand named Walter sits at the table beside mine. He just happened to be discussing an amusing situation that didn't happen to him, but would be funny if it did. Basically it goes...

Walter (to a dwarf): So, the femur's the biggest bone in your body?
Dwarf: Yes.
Walter: Want a bigger one in you?

I couldn't help but burst out laughing after trying hard to contain myself. 'Twas wonderful. Oh, and today Scott Put ended up spraying water out of his mouth because he was trying so hard not to laugh. I can't remember what it was about though. Either way, it had the entire left side of the room pissing themselves with laughter. I was glad to be a part of it.
/thumbs up

173.

I have a relatively unexciting life. I honestly can't think of anything interesting to blog. Hmm... I do not know.

172.

I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!!












That is all.

171.

Hahaha, my friend Alora and I are terrible people. Our friend Calen got this girlfriend Alora and I don't like (despite the fact that I've never actually met her...). Anyway, our dislike was fueled into creativity!

ALORA'S

SARIUS'

Yes, I realize how petty this is. I also realize that we're terrible people. I bask in the glory of both concepts.

170.

Guess what's in four days! My birthday! Whooo! Guess what's this Saturday! My party! Whoo! Guess who's excited! Me! Whooo!

In all seriousness, as of this Thursday I will be eighteen. I will then be old enough to buy/star in/make pornos, vote, get tattoos, get nipple/surface piercings. I will do all of these except star-in a porno because I'm pretty sure that no one wants to see that. Neither do I. Either way, I'M SO EXCITED!

Sarius: Porn, voting, and nipple piercings! Whoo!
Calen: Lolcats. I need to see that last one.
Sarius: Haha, I don't think your old lady would appreciate it.
Calen: Who cares.. She doesn't have to see it.

Haha, what a sly fox. When I said "old lady" I was referring to his girlfriend by the way, not his mother or grandmother.

169.

Whoo, that fractal is finally rendered. Due to people in my house being pricks, I've had to restart that render seven times. It was a little bit rediculous. Anyway, it is finally done and that makes me happy.

I am going to be 18 in nine days. I'm excited. I'm going to buy the gnarliest porno possible. Just because I can. I hope that certain people can actually make it to The Riv' for my birthday...